Boobie Repo

Boobs seem to be a huge topic in my life. Big boobs, little boobs, perky boobs, saggy boobs it doesn't matter what kind, color, size or shape. It never fails when I get together with my favorite girls we ALWAYS end up talking about boobs. Several of my friends have boob jobs (or breast augmentations for those of you that are politically correct), several more want boob jobs, and there are still a few who are happy with their mommy boobs. So, when the topic comes up we talk about what size you have, what size you wish you had, what you may do with your new boobs, how much they cost, how you paid for them, etc. Now, you must imagine my surprise when my ex-husbands wife (yes you heard that right) started telling me about a friend of hers who had financed her new boobs. FINANCED HER NEW BOOBS. Like was making payments on them. This opened the door for all kinds of questions...how long will they finance boobs, what are her payments, how about interest rate, did they have to put up collateral or are the boobs themselves the collateral, OMG! what if she doesn't make her payments?! Do they repo her boobs? Do the banker and the doctor knock on her door in the middle of the night and take her boobs then? OR do they call her and ask her back into the doctor office to take them? Then I heard that she was getting a divorce and her soon-to-be ex-husband was being stuck with the boob debt. My mind was off in another land at that point. Does he get visitation rights to the boobs he is paying on? Can he take the boobs and put them in his next wife or girlfriend? Or does he loose all rights to them? What man in his right mind would want the house and let the boobs walk out the door? Geeeezzz....