Email to Hell

Hm. I am pretty sure that at least half of my friends and a small part of my family is damning me to Hell. I know that they know that I don't forward on nor respond to those adorable little emails that say "if you don't send this back to me and forward to 10 friends you will be damned to eternal Hell". With that said...why do they continuously send them? Are they, with all their knowledge of my intense dislike of organized religion, sending the emails knowing I wont glance at them twice therefore sending me straight to the fiery depths of Hell? Maybe I should think this whole church thing. Maybe I should become a feathery haired, polyester suit wearing, arms waving, screaming in the back row church goer?