Note from the husband

My husband finally figured out my password for my blog and thought this would be funny....





Women have this uncontrollable urge to make themselves think of what is going to happen, even before it does. The reason this is so important is it happens to be negative 95% of the time. Women also have vagine like sleeves of wizards. Let's not forget the fact that they bleed out once a month and somehow survive. I am not trying to rag on women or anything, but shit they rag on me once a month.



FUN FACT:

Did you know that women are the ones who came up with all those fancy spellings on an upside down calculator. That's right ever since digital clocks on stoves came out women got very creative while cooking dinner.



Women invented head aches to get out of sex. Then invented a medicine that gets rid of them. The funniest thing is head aches are just in your head, you don't need medicine to get rid of it.